ATTENTION! Are you a housedad in charge of small children? Do you look after them while your partner is out at work AND most of the time she's home?
If so, you may find that people simply do not believe you when you tell them this.
Cut out and use the attached card to prove your existence, competence and valid role in society. (Also, should you suffer severe sleep deprivation or prolonged exposure to children’s television, it will help you remember who you are long enough to find coffee and chocolate biscuits.)